Jamaican Rock


the most heavy and dense object known in existence.
wow i got so hammered last night, this morning i could barely move i felt like a jamaican rock.

guy- “d-mn girl/guy you’re making my d-ck is as hard as a jamaican rock right now.”

girl- “my nipples are as hard as a jamaican rock right now.”

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