Jamba Juice

g-d’s own natural lubricant that comes out of your girlfriend a.k.a. p-ssy dew
when i pulled out of that b-tch my d-ck was covered in her jamba juice.
a company started in 1990 in san luis obispo, california originally named “juice club”. since then, jamba juice has expanded to over 600 stores nationally with 1 international location. stores are both corporate and franchised, as well as located in safeway, inc. stores.
jamba juice sells a wide variety of delicious, all-natural fruit smoothies that come with a free boost (powdered, highly effective nutirional boost) and has something to offer everyone. products range from low fat to low carb and low sugar to high protien and high carb. no sugars, colors, artificial flavorings or preservatives are added to any drinks or products that they offer.
lets go to jamba juice and get a meal supplement instead of having deep fried fast-food! i want a strawberry whirl!
smoothies made by g-d himself.
let there be jamba juice!
1. a delicious place where you can get a variety of healthy smoothies and other refreshments.
2. an easy way to say “what’s the matter with you?”
1. “let’s go to jamba juice gang, i really have to wet my whistle with a delicious smoothy!”
2. “jamba juice monique?”
when a girl is in menstrual cycle she has “jamba juice”
why is there so much jamba juice on the ground!
it is basically a mixture of bodily fluids, which is a reference to the actual jamba juice store. to be specific it is basically a mixture of the water that comes out of a girl after she uses a douche and her urine. a urine and douche-water c-cktail, to simplify.
man, megan fox is so hot, i would drink her jamba juice!
to really miss someone after not seeing them for a while
chris totally jamba juices sasha

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