Jamble Sack
possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. you stand up and jiggle your t-st-c-ls in their face and m-st-rb-t- at the same time. then you -j-c-l-t- all over their face and up their nose.
kevin: dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
ben: by who?
kevin: me!!
ben: “-punches kevin in the face-
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