jambo rattler


this is the most extreme version of gastric expulsion from the human -n-s. characterised by a loud, thunderous noise, often referred to as the “b-ss” factor as it will hit anyone standing within 20 or so feet with the percussive blast of the loudest rock concert. often occompanied by varying amounts of “cackle-berry-juice” these farts can become quite moist and odorous, and at times a quick check is neccessary to determine whether or not any “mud” was thrown during said release.
“there i was, standing right in front of the whole group when that d-mn jambo rattler snuck up on me and cleared the room.”

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