james bond it
realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
“i ran out of toilet paper in the nando’s toilets the other day. ended up having to james bond it.
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