James Buchanan
the worst american president ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that’s saying something when you have george w. bush, warren g. harding and franklin pierce. seven states succeeded from the union under his presidency. his excuse for inaction was: i do not have the const-tutional authority to do anything.
(1860 boston)
niall: seamus, did ya hear that south carolina has left the union?
seamus: aye, tis a major problem, what is james buchanan doing about it?
niall: he says he doesn’t have the const-tutional authority to send troops!
seamus: boy, that buchanan is really f-cking up!
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