james mattis
with a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the us secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. noted for saying “be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room,” and “nothing keeps me awake at night, i keep other people awake at night. for him killing people is a h-ll of a hoot, for which he can’t be blamed. the warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol’ chesty puller himself. there’s a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.
ncos: “looking at james mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the highway of death.”
officers: “wow what a great leader.”
boots: “ooooorraahhh!!! *eats crayons*”
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