james walker
my small and errect p-n-s!
brb, going to stroke james.
noob from cambridge.
james is a noob
he doesnt like the tube
he loves phrases like “uber”
but he can’t play the tuba
no, this is the b-ss man
but he has no bases for plans
he’s more holmenated that you
go go gah choo
he aspires to be come a flea
so he can sit on your knee 😉
yet he never feels shame
and he can win the game (all laugh at jack)
sh’it. tha punk is one rite n00b. it must be walker
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