jammiez
a wonderful snack that consists of a shotgl-ss full of jam (preferably smuckers). it is a snack that is intended to be eaten in excess, with your friends, and possibly the cartoon giraffe mascot. the best flavors are lolerberries, sk8r-graper, and g2gturkwize. if an adult questions what you are whilst mid-jammie fest, go batsh-t insane on their uncool -sses.
dad: what the f-ck is going on in here?
cool ten-year-olds: f-ck you dad! we’re having some f-cking jammiez, go outside and mow the f-cking lawn.
-proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars-
cool ten-year-olds: hahahaha you can’t have any f-cking jammiez dad, ‘cuz you’re old and lame and you’re f-cking dead, you c-cksucker.
cartoon giraffe: wtf, how can i eat jammiez when my arms can’t reach my mouth
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