Jammy Side Down
a way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. if the toast lands jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
-throws toast-
guy 1: jammy side down…
guy 2: sh-t
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