jamp
intransitive verb.
to voluntarily cohabitate with roommates or housemates during or after your late twenties, when you all have jobs and are considered to be proper adults. a decision made out of friendship rather than financial necessity.
a: so, you moved out of your old place?
b: yeah, i wanted to jamp with paul and jen, so we got a house together in santa monica.
a: why would you want to live with roommates? did you lose your job or something?
b: no man, we’re just jamping. we’re really good friends. it’s been great.
a made-up word that is used in place of the word ‘jumped’ in some areas of scotland
i pure jamp over that wall by the way and landed in them jaggy nettles
a past term verb indicating when something was jumped over. used candidly now to refer to tv series, films and celebrities last finest moment. (eytm – jump the shark circa 1995)
i think the tv show enterprise jamp at the opening credits.
cruise jamp when he dumped kidman.
it’s a shame the fonz jamp that shark.
to jump. this is a real word.
i jamp over that fence
i jamp over that balloon
i jamp over that cricketeer
i jamp over that gramaphone
i jamp over that w-nker
past tense of jump.
i jamp on my bed.
j.a.m.p: acronym for just ate must p–p.
a verb; when a person has recently consumed a meal and is suddenly struck with the urge to defecate.
“i definitely need to jamp after this indian dinner”
“nothing makes me jamp more then burrito lunch at the cafeteria”
a “jamp” is anything. it is a word that is used to replace the actual word of the object. in simple words it is another word for “thing”.
look at that car. = look at that jamp! or some of that jamp!!!
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