Jane Winebox
the female counterpart of joe sixpack: your typical, everyday, super average, generic american woman. she loves to zone out on the television, is an expert on the subject of celebrity gossip, and can hardly wait to try the latest gimmicky diet plan.
jane winebox is the perfect consumer tool with an axe wound.
jane winebox is a useless moron.
a mother-daughter conversation from the future:
mommy, why did the people of the 21st century let the planet turn to sh-t?
well dear, according to the m-ssive amount of plastic, fluoride and mercury that our modern scientists have discovered in the remains of their stupid, cancerous carc-sses, it appears that the intelligent men and women of that time were vastly outnumbered by joe sixpack and jane winebox, which in turn led to the inevitable downfall of their twisted society. now please be a dear and p-ss me my laser-guided d-ld- using your telepathic powers which are from the future – oops – i mean present!
-burrrp-…no problem, mom!
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