Janet de Spaceship
one with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, sp-ceship, in it’s aerodynamicy and shape. a janet de sp-ceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. these extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. the face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates b-tchiness and r-t-rdedness.
a ‘janet de sp-ceship’ is usually a drunk wh-r-.
“that chick’s nose is —-ing huge, she looks like a janet de sp-ceship.”
“you’re too drunk, janet, let’s get you back to your sp-ceship.”
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