janitors
an occupation comprised mainly of the n-gg-r persuasion.
see also shoe shine.
the father on good times was one of those janitors.
ie master of the custodial arts
“i am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a d-ck about it!”
a player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. he gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
“mike you are such a janitor. you didnt have one legit kill you puss.”
1. people with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your sh-t, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.he’s your dad.
1. voter 1: hey, is george bush a janitor?
voter 2: nah he’s too dumb to be one. osama is a real janitor. look at the size of his beard!
a genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn’t reveal this talent until it is too late.
matt damon: don’t do it, man! not you, man!!!!
student: shut up, janitor.
when a girl is giving you a bl-w j-b, and just as you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you whip your p-n-s out of her mouth and j-zz all over the ground. then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
jim: wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
jake: i thought mopping up my j-zz with ur mom’s hair made me a real janitor (sobs)
a master of the custodial arts.
i’m a master of the custodial arts…or a janitor if you wanna be a d-ck about it.
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