Janking Off
to jank off is to beat off. the art of masturbation. jank off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
i went home, had nothing to do, so i janked one off.
last night, i janked it 4 times before i p-ssed out because i janked off too much.
i’m probably just gunna go home and jank off.
i love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend…
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