Jannette
a super trendy celebutante who makes both tabloids and gossip columns. paris hilton is definitely a jannette. lindsay lohan, not so much of a jannette.
q. who’s that blond chick with the 4 inch stilettos? i’ve seen her everywhere!
a. you don’t know her? she’s the latest jannette.
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she is a 4 ft tall bundle of cuteness and energy, usually has brown fur, pointy teeth, and fuzzy ears. she is a creature with a very loud mating call and her prince will always answer her siren voice.
girl 1: hey look it’s jannette!
girl 2: i want to be just like her
boy 1: hey look its my future wife i must answer her mating call.
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