Jannie Schippert
a jannie schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a “hoe extrordinaire. jannie schippert’s sleep around with anything with a pulse. yes that means animals. a jannie schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. if you find one don’t turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.
guy #1: dang! i heard that girl slept with greag and darnell last night.
guy #2: yea, yea, i also heard she slept with darnell’s gerbil.
guy #1: she’s definitely a jannie schippert!
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