janoist
the name given to someone who believes and practices the religion of janoism, that believes lord jano r-ssoul and shrek simultaneously created eachother to be sent down to earth and warn all of us of our sins. after a janoists death, one goes to the rape dungeon, where our lord jano r-ssoul must rape us to allow us to rape all other janoist people in the dungeon. not long ago our lord had a fetish for rape, and an addiction to mcdonalds, along with countless online girlfriends, that ended up being men. lord jano r-ssoul is, and always will be the only person that can recommend good p-rn.
michael: i have to pray to jano.
benjamin: what?
michael : i’m janoist
brnjamin: oh! i’m atheist.
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