January
the best month of the year with february right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. who doesnt love january?
person 1: im glad its january
person 2: h-ll yea my birthdays this month!
person 1: ikr?! mine too.
person 2: who doesnt love january?
person 1: only losers :p
nantional hangover month. because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
“cr-p i have to go back to work. wait, its january which means my bose will be hung over too
everyones favorite month!!
playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur p-n-s looking so small.
january: cold weather shrinks ur junk.
the act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.
usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.
the most common use of the term is through the “january joke”:
person 1: yo, what month comes after june?
person 2: july?
1: are julying to me?
2: ha ha ha very funny.
1: ok listen to this one: what month comes after december?
2: january.
1: are you januarying to me? -everone “in” on the joke starts laughing-
2: (embarr-ssed) what? i don’t get it. what do you mean?
when someone is found out:
person 1: dude i brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
person 2: yeah right, you’re januarying me…
person 1: d-mn you got me.
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