January 16
if you are born on this day there is a good chance you a a s-xy motherf-cker and a bad -ss. you get what you want without being a d-ck and of course you get all the girls/boys. you could be the president maybe even the pope.
dam you were born on january 16? that explains why you get all the girls.
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