January 24, 2015

a person who tries to be f-cking better than everyone else
i hate emily
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slang term for a highly attractive and s-xually intriguing individual.
she drives me crazy, shes such an emily.
the mos beautiful person in the world. often referred to as a g-ddess. has eyes that one can easily get lost in. a great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. easy to love too.
there is only one emily in this world and its not you, or is it?
the most beautiful girl in the world. she completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. she is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. when i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. i can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. the greatest times i’ve ever had in my life involve her and i just cant imagine life without her. in short shes my soulmate and she doesent even know it.
guy 1:duuude i f-cked brittney last night!

me: oh yeah i talked with emily for 5 hours last night.

guy 1: dude i am so jealous.
the cutest girl you can ever meet. most emily’s have the most beautiful eyes which if stared in to long you may lose track of time. they also have the nicest body and the cutest smile. emily’s are the cutest most beautiful girls you may ever get to know. if you know an emily then you are considered lucky they will never leave you and is always there for you and you can trust them no matter what. if you date an emily never let them go, they will be your best friend for life no matter what through thick or thin.
guy1: is that a super model
guy2: no thats just emily
the hottest girl alive. usually gives people b-n-rs and she is a nice and loyal friend.
person a: “i hope i can go out with an emily tonight”
person b: “i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!”
from the very first moment you meet emily, the way she looks at you will make you feel as if you’ve been friends with her your whole life. emily is the only girl of your dreams who will come true. she will show up in your life disguised as the muse serendipity or, “happy accident” and as convincing as she may be, emily herself is no accident. at times, she may not always know exactly what she is doing. nevertheless, emily’s actions will always be intentional and deliberate. it’s easy to be fooled. she has the power to tear any man apart if she so chooses to but if your love for emily is true, you will be able to gaze deeply into her endless blue eyes and see underneath her clever camouflage to discover that deep down, emily is a diamond. perfect and flawless. her soul is as free as a new born baby and feels just as soft and cool, but she is no push over. she’ll always do as she pleases even though you may not approve. it is wise to never ask emily “why?”. doing so will make you go insane. if you happen to be lucky enough to have a friend named emily then you are blessed with infinite inspiration and endless imagination. it is because of emily that mankind has dared venture into outer sp-ce.
hero: “emily you have made me so angry that i want to murder innocent happy good looking children!!!”

emily: “whoa!! check it out dude!! look what i made!”

hero: “uh.. oh! wow! that’s awesome, em!! how did you do that?!!”

emily: “i’m not telling!!”
emily is extremely kind, she just doesn’t aknowledge it.

emily has a wonderful smile, she just doesn’t use it.

emily has a brilliant mind, she just doesn’t show it off.

emily has a stunning body, she just won’t say it.

emily is suffering, she just won’t show it.

emily is the most beautiful girl in the world, she just can’t see it.

let her know that she can talk to you about anything, and always listen. she’ll trust you with anything and everything, so don’t let her down. and most importantly, tell her you love her every day, and never break her heart.
person 1: emily, your smile lights up my world.
emily: really? i don’t think it’s that great.

person 1: hey emily, are you okay?
emily: i’m fine, just fine.

person 1: emily, you are truly gorgeous.
emily: keep saying that, and maybe someday i’ll see it too.