jap skewed
farting technique. you have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you m-ssive flatulence. your relationship hasn’t developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so……..as a m-ssive bubble drops into place you
pull your -n-s sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
she was a right bobby dazzeler and sod’s law i had a m-ssive
sh-t gas attack, but i ‘j-p skewed’ them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so i’m on a promise for thursday now!
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