Japanese Country Breakfast
1) the country version of a normal j-panese breakfast.
2) j-panese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large c-ck.
3) a j-panese country breakfast is the same noodles and c-ck but with extra man chowder on the side.
i took a girl behind my barn and gave her a j-panese country breakfast
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