Japanese Cracker


this can only happen when a white male is going inside the brown eye of a j-panese female. right as the male is about to c-m, he drives his elbows into the female’s back (thus making a cracking noise). the male is then the j-panese cracker, making the female the j-panese crackee. sometimes as a bonus, the male can also c-m on the j-panese crackee’s back, which makes a nice little reminder of the night’s events for the woman.
“oh man, i was a total j-panese cracker last night!” bob

“did you c-m on her back? only real men can get away with that.” george

“i always do! it was everywhere!” bob

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