Japanese Devil Dog
when you’re having s-x with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and sh-ts on your d-ck. then you c-m on your own d-ck and she sucks it all off.
my wife wanted a j-panese devil dog. i divorced her the next day.
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