Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwich
the j-panese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a j-panese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
proceed to get a lighter and light the j-panese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. scr-p the burnt pubic hair off the j-panese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic j-panese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. complete the j-panese fire-bush crab sandwich by force feeding the j-panese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab p-b- is now ingested in the depths of the j-panese girl’s once fire-bush crab sandwich free stomach.
chuck norris used his laser eyes on suka dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. suka dik munched up that j-panese fire-bush crab sandwich like she was ghandi.
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