Japanese Kitty


an extremely amazing, lovable cat from j-pan. he will usually be found under your mattress, waiting to strike. he likes cinnamon rolls and will smile creepily at you every second you’re around him. he can take over your mind if you don’t block him out. check under your bed for a j-panese kitty. or a boomshika. either one is highly dangerous.
person 1: -looks under bed.- -looks up shocked-
person 2 : whatt !?

person 1 : wtf . why is j-panese kitty under my bed !?!?!??!?

person 2 : i don’t know.

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