japes

when you walk up to a member of the opposite s-x and force your body upon them.
jake: hey cher im drunk and i want to get with you.
cher: no jake, you’re a j-pist
jake: -forces tongue down victims throat-
cher: jake dont j-pe me!
when a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it’s maximum potential, it is said to be j-pes.
“sh-t was j-pes last night, man”
1.a word to describe a pratical joke or
2.to descirbe something that was good fun
1.’i think we should pull a j-pe’
2.’it was a j-pe’
a black person who is weird or resembles donkey kong
that n-gg- jamal is a huge j-pe.
j-pe is an adjective that means more awesome than f-cking awesome. a j-pe party was awesome, crazy, fun, dope, amazing, exciting, incredible, invigorating, all-in-all f-cking awesome.

don’t overuse j-pe though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that “f-cking awesome” isn’t enough.

if you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that’s exciting.

if you went to a waka flocka flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that’s f-cking awesome.

if you went to tomorrowland in the netherlands (it’s the world’s biggest rave), did e, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with tiesto and partied like it was project x, then you can tell your friends you had a “j-pe” night.

enough said.
bruh, that huge rave in vegas was j-pe. i hooked up with a chick who looked like megan fox while on e.

dude, i just met kanye west! he invited me to a house party at his mansion. kevin hart and kim kardashian are gonna be there.
that’s f-ckin’ j-pe man!

yo, you know that asian guy in my art cl-ss? his dad is a billionaire. i went to his penthouse in san francisco and he drove me across the bay bridge in his bugatti! d-mn that was a j-pe car.
a form of humour used at someone elses expense, like joke

usually followed by
– “my friend”
– “lets propose a toast”
“ya j-pein meh? my friend” said joe
to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a s-xual advance. j-pe is generally successful because when sleepy, the j-pee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive s-xual desires.

esp. when the j-per is at first with the j-pee in a non predatory (platonic) way. the more adorable and harmless the j-per is, the greater the degree of j-pe.
we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i j-ped her. she really liked me though so it’s ok.

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