Japooner


a j-panese “nooner”, or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a coc–n like setting.

it is well known the j-panese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or coc–n, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. it’s meant to prevent karoshi…death from overwork, but here in america, we’ll just have a starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don’t get fired.
james: “dude, i can’t fall asleep on the job, i’ll get fired”

eric: “dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed”

james: “dude, i’m so freakin tired, i think i need a starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or java jolt” (4 shots straight up).

eric: “dude, just go get a j-pooner, you’ll feel like a new man……fresh and relaxed”

james: “dude, your a genius”

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