Japooties
chocolate covered almonds
do you have any j-pooties?
(pl) – chocolate covered almonds
i went to the supermarket and got a box of j-pooties, then i went home and played donghammer on the xbox 180.
chocolate covered almonds
“while you were gone mom, dad and i ate j-pooties!”
a term for chocolate covered almonds!
frock went to the local superstore to get some j-pooties!
chocolate covered almonds.
daddy, what are these candies? why don’t we have them all the time?
these, frock, are j-pooties.
a woman’s (female at birth) v-g-n-.
hey honey, is your j-pooty done bleeding so i can commence with the pounding?
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