Japping Off
the act of constantly discussing one’s life with regard to college applications often in a p-ssively compet-tive nature with one’s peers.
guy: “yeah man, i collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, i just hope i can keep up my top 5% cl-ss rank with all of my extracurriculars. what about you? what did you get on your sat again?”
guy #2: “no one cares about your college sh-t bro. stop j-pping off.””
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