japple
a j-panese apple, or just another form of your regular apple.
i’m craving one of them j-pples.
a mixed drink that consists of jack daniels and snapple.
they were to p-ssy to drink the jack straight so they mixed it with snapple and called it j-pple.
man 1: “hey man you wanna try some of this j-pple?”
man 2: “f-ck that sh-t. i take it straight”
a j-p that has a bunch of apple products!
person 1: i have the ipad, iphone, macbook, and an ipod.
person 2: d-mn they are a j-pple.
see jorples
a load of c-m.
dude i just j-ppled all over this girl’s back!! sorry did that j-pple get in your eye?? then you betterrun for cover! she will not be happy and end up with towely’s eye.
the coolest jew you will ever meet in your life……..
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.. and loves ska
wow, i just got my tax refund from j-pple, i can survive, and he burned me the bosstones cd
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