Jar Jar Binks
the beastest star wars character and someone very clumsly
also said jar jar
that guy is like so jar jar binks
the most hated star wars character ever. far more annoying than the ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in ebonics. the horrible end-result of george lucas’s bad acid trip. inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.
meesa jar jar binks. meesa stoopid -ssa.
the most irritating thing to ever walk this and any other galaxy. speaks in stupid way. responsible for anakin skywalker’s path to the dark side. the most hated of all the star wars characters. it’s very satisfying to blame everything on jar jar.
jar jar binks: ooh moi moi i love you!
qui-gon jinn: you almost got us killed! are you brainless?
jar jar binks: i speck!
qui-gon jinn: the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. now get out of here.
die jar jar. die.
a star wars character introduced in star wars episode i: the phantom menace and one of the more irritating pieces of cr-p to come out of george lucas’ brain. strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of african americans (either intentionally or accidentally).
“obi-wan: jar-jar, wheres the sp-ce ship?
jar-jar: messuh sorry. mesuh sold it to buy some sp-ce-spliff.”
-the simpsons
he was basically responsible for emperor sideous palpatine’s rise to power because in episode 2, he actually gave palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the republic. unfortunately, in episode 3, we will then see palpatine turning against and crushing the republic with the help of evil anakin skywalker/darth vader. and we can all thank jar jar binks for that.
too bad we will never get to see jar jar binks die a slow, horrible, and bl–dy death.
1. possibly the most hated star wars character of all time.
2. someone who is a complete dumbf-ck
3. someone who ruins, or the act of ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly good thing.
4. a person who is no better than a cup full of p-ss when your thirsty.
1. meesa wish meesa had a p-n-s to be a jerkin on.
2. that guy is a total jar jar binks
3. dude, dont jar-jar my party
4. god, i just wanted a doughnut and all they have is this jar jar f-ggot ship bear claw.
the most hated character in the star wars saga, and possibly the most hated character in any movie series. jar jar binks was supposed to be a comic relief character, but ended up single-handedly destroying episode 1, and some of episode 2. most star wars fans (by most, i mean about 99.99999%) wished jar jar would be killed off in episode 3, but sadly didn’t get their wish. fans have made their own several creative ways for jar jar to die, one being that jar jar was on alderaan when it was destroyed.
jar jar binks is the monster child of one of george lucas’ all night crack binges.
jar jar binks needs to die a slow and painful death.
a friggin idiot sent to p-ss many off, who everyone wants killed off starwars
messa responsible for the lost of millions of lives
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