jar opener


the man in a lesbian relationship.
a really butch dyk-.

this derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? well, the more manly women would.
wonder who’s the jar opener in that relationship.

that d-mn jar opener stole my gf, i don’t think i could beat having a motorcyle and a truck.

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