Jaren Crist
jaren crist is the epitome of legitimate amazingness. he is the founder of the most awesomely true philosophy in the universe, jaren logic. not to brag on this guy or anything, but i’m just saying that if people would listen to him the world would be a better place (with less side chicks). he is a master in the school of 24 and an expert in the school of 42. he was arguably the best drum captain and center snare at phs. on the side he is a part time afro ninja who lost his afro in the tragic events of 2003, and has not regrown it for aerodynamic reasons. some would describe him as “difficult” but those claims are all heresay. his catchphrases include but are not limited to, “well you see what had happened was…., forsooth and forshame, sounds like a personal problem to me, and many more the likes of which i am too lazy to right. lastly he has some of the greatest friends in the unknown universe, one in particular that can be exceptionally difficult, but always bueno
person 1: did you see that guy?
person 2: yeah! that guy is freaking awesome
person 1: who is that guy?
person 2: that guy is jaren crist. he is that guy
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