Jaret
a tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. sometime he’s socially awkward but you think it’s you being awkward because he’s so hot. jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. all the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice d-ck!
girl 1: jaret is soooooo hot!
girl 2:i know right!!! that truck that hit him most have been awfully big! -looks at jaret from his elementary years to today-
a beautiful kind hearted man. people with this name can be a bit stubborn but they usually mean well. jarets often have brown hair and nice -sses with big d-cks. they usually like it up the b-tt and are really s-xy.
you need a jaret in your life.
i love jaret’s d-ck!
ugly -ss motherf-cker
d-mn, he’s ugly as f-ck. he must be a jaret.
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