Jarod Taylor
(n) any man that is really bad at fantasy football, and really enjoys humping other dudes.
they are vulnerable to forklifts, softb-lls, four-wheelers, and renal failure.
(v) the act of penetrating a man’s -n-s with your p-n-s.
both definitions are derived from news reports in central missouri concerning a local celebrity.
(n) thank god i am not “jarod taylor”!
(v) let’s drink mimosas and the “jarod taylor” each other until the sun comes up.
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