Jarred Gethers
a s-xy haitian/italian mutt that loves mary harrington but doesn’t know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he’s a mama’s boy and gets everything done for him.
“his name must be jarred gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes.”
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