Jarred Light
n, an invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. can be found in, under and around anything. caution: too many may cause slight r-t-rdation.
note: jarred lights cannot be found inside any ikea on planet earth. its just not going to happen, sorry…
“so i was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a jarred light from her pants, and gave it to me. it was the gateway to my new found love for smoking.”
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