Jarris
to melt.
“safe blud, you goin’ jamie t this weekend?”
“nah fam’ i’m all on bryan adams.”
“oh you’re such a f-cking jarris”
i love to jarris when i’ve got no money
my commitment level is around jarris/10
let’s do a jarris.
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