Jart

simply to fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
i would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, i would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this jart some kgb don’t you think “wink wink”
it’s when you j-zz and fart at the same time.
i just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
verb- j-zz + fart; how a person discharge/voids s-m-n after letting someone -j-c-l-t- in their -n-s.
after letting her boyfriend finish in her -ss, she had to jart out the c-m in the toilet.
adj. jart
verb. jarting
adv. jarted

to j-zz and fart simultaneously. the word j-zz and fart combined equals jart.
i was so drunk last night that when i sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face i jarted. i literally pushed so hard that when i let it fly on her face i farted right on her chest at the exact same time i let the load fly!

that chick is so fine i’d jart on her.
the act of farting while jumping or airborne. a jart is usually unintentional.
joel: did brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

tim: yeah man, it was sick..
to j-zz so hard you fart
jeremiah knew it was true love when the thai prost-tute made him jart.

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