Jason Dong


jason dong, is not a boyscout.. he likes sweet bodies, a bl-w j-b, wants a bl-w j-b, and eats peanut b-tter and jelly. he enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. other names are daryl, chris, jared, travis, robert, steve, elmo, dr. lovepie, babycakes, andrew, corey, phil.
jason dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

the nurse at school made a jason dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.

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