Jason Spezza


a word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. it is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

this word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
shut up spezza!
that was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

wow spezza what are you good for?

roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

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