jason x
a terrible movie. here’s a rundown of the story:
jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumb-sses from the future.
somehow, jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
never see this movie.
some movies are so bad, they’re hilarious, such as doom or avp. jason x is not one of these movies.
probably the biggest disappointment you’ve ever gone through. it seemed like a great idea but it ended up being awful and letting you down.
person 1: my son was supposed to be a star athlete, but he just sits in the bas-m-nt, plays video games and jerks off all the time
person 2: sounds like you’ve got a real jason x on your hands
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