jaspered
jaspered |jaspered| verb
a state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of georgian cha-cha, gold vodka, or the like. this level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders’) ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
“man, i was so jaspered last night, i left my gl-sses in the freezer to keep them safe!”
or
“jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on.”
1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.
to j-zz ones pants while dancing
jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with lexi, his homecoming date.
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