jasperian
the followers of the great figure, jasper. jasper is believed to be an idealized mythical stature that appears only when the sun meets at 1470 and ends at 1580. if you ever meet jasper the great,you will be blessed with temporary jasp instillment.
i’m now a jasperian, i’m so blessed.
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