Jaspis
a ship from the steven universe, universe, consisting of the homeworld gems lapis and jasper, see lasper. some non-believers say it would be abusive, but most shippers know that lapis and jasper are equally evil, and will both enventually (most likely) turn good. also, there is a sizable difference in, well, size, between them, which makes it rather cute.
everybody needs a daily dose of jaspis to be sane.
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