jaundice surprise
occurs when, during f-ll-t–, the man pulls his p-n-s from the woman’s mouth and tells her to “close your eyes for a second,” the woman then does so, expecting do be -j-c-l-t-d upon. the man then procedes to take a p-ss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
“d-mn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead”
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