Java-Basking
the feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. see fornicaffinate may also be followed by post-caffoitis mug cuddling
jill, you are positively glowing! did you meet a new guy?
nope! i just had the best cup of coffee! my knees are weak!
girl! you are full-on java-basking!
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