Java Jive
java jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot
java jive is, in a way, like starbucks.
the java jive song is as follows….
i love coffee, i love hot chocolate, i love tea too.
we all love the java jive and the java jive loves you
we all love the java jive and the java jive loves u!
the ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.
jorge: man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!”
shorty: “i’ll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip m-ffin….and that johnny cash cd”
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